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  Title Page

  Dedication

  Prologue: Girl in Reflection

  Part 1: Candace Park of Fort Lee, New Jersey

  Chapter 1: Are You That Unicorn?

  Chapter 2: One in a Billion

  Chapter 3: Unknown Caller

  Chapter 4: Bae-Jjae-Ra

  Chapter 5: Eye of the Snapper

  Chapter 6: Into the New World

  Chapter 7: Koreans Everywhere

  Part 2: That Trainee Life

  Chapter 8: The Unnies

  Chapter 9: Big Problem

  Chapter 10: Daebak

  Chapter 11: The General

  Chapter 12: Sunday

  Chapter 13: Eating Rice Cakes Lying Down

  Chapter 14: The Secret Weapon

  Chapter 15: Hope Torture

  Chapter 16: Pepero

  Chapter 17: Manner Hands

  Chapter 18: Assessment

  Chapter 19: The Big Bang

  Chapter 20: Fox

  Chapter 21: Symmetry

  Chapter 22: Rules for Leaving

  Chapter 23: Jokbal

  Chapter 24: Monolids

  Chapter 25: Queen of Cute

  Chapter 26: Who Might I Be?

  Chapter 27: Storylines

  Chapter 28: Alien

  Chapter 29: Private Life

  Chapter 30: That’s Me! That’s Me! That’s Me!

  Chapter 31: The Queen Girl

  Chapter 32: Is This My Life?

  Chapter 33: Into the New World (Reprise)

  Chapter 34: Cho Helena

  Chapter 35: Rainbow Road

  Imani’s Advanced Placement K-Pop K-Dictionary

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Copyright

  I bet I’ve stared at my reflection in rehearsal room mirrors just like this one for hundreds and hundreds of hours.

  Usually while I’m soaking in sweat, wishing my toes would just fall off from all the blisters and torn nails. Or watching myself try to wink and toss my hair and smile at the exact right time while our dance coach—“The General”—screams at me for always being a half beat behind.

  Now, as I huddle in this room with twenty-four other female trainees—all of whom have been training much, much longer than I have—my reflection looks like me, but she’s me through a Snapchat filter. She looks as if long locks of silvery-purple hair have grown naturally from her head her whole life. She looks like she was born with otherworldly blue eyes that can pierce your soul. She looks like she’s never had a pimple on her spotless, dewy skin.

  She would never let on that her scalp is burning from bleach, that her eyes are itching from the colored contact lenses, and that under those layers of “natural-look” K-beauty makeup, she looks like she hasn’t slept in weeks—because she hasn’t.

  This girl is me, but she’s not exactly. She’s still Candace from New Jersey. But this version of me knows how to push through pain, through bruises and bleeding feet and homesickness and inhumane diets. She knows how to rise above criticism and insults, keep her eye on the ultimate goal. She’s left friends, said goodbye to family, flown all the way to Seoul. She’s been picked apart by rooms full of executives older than her dad.

  On top of all that, I haven’t held my phone in three months. I’ve been through it.

  Behind a closed door, the CEO of S.A.Y. Entertainment and top executives and investors are deciding the final lineup of their new super-hyped girl group, the female version of the most famous K-pop boy band in the world, SLK. Girls are praying, pacing around. Others are rocking back and forth, talking to themselves. Most are already crying.

  Weirdly, I feel totally calm. I step closer to the mirror to get a better look at my familiar but unfamiliar face. It hits me how much I want this. I’ve earned this. I’ve given up everything for this.

  I deserve this.

  I believe, with all my heart, that I’m about to become a K-pop idol. And whichever other girls they choose, we’re going to slay. Not just in Korea, or Asia, but the entire globe. It’s my destiny. I can feel it in the roots of my unicorn-purple hair.

  Four Months Earlier …

  One of my greatest talents in life is “air bowing.” It’s the orchestral equivalent of lip syncing, except it’s not a cool skill and never will be. There will never be a TV show called Air-Bow Battle.

  The Fort Lee Magnet Symphony Orchestra is kicking off the Spring Performing Arts Showcase with a rousing rendition of “Spring” by Antonio Vivaldi (a bit on the nose, I know). I keep my bow hovering an inch above the strings while I sway my body back and forth, curling my upper lip as if I’m smelling something nasty, all to give the impression that my whole body is overcome with the swelling emotions of the music—even though I’m not actually making a sound. It’s better for everyone if I air-bow. If I can’t be heard.

  If it were up to me, I’d blast my viola up into space. It was Umma’s idea, when I was five years old, for me to take it up. Since not that many kids choose the viola, she thought it would be easier for me to stand out and get accepted to the prestigious youth orchestras, which would look great on college applications.

  Well, the joke’s on her. Ten years later, I’m in the very back of the viola section with my equally untalented stand partner, Chris DeBenedetti. And let’s be very real: Violas are already the backup dancers of orchestras. We’re essential, but no one’s checking for us. The violins are the glamorous lead singers who get all the best parts, all the money notes. The cellos are the sexy, mysterious, brooding ones with the most Instagram followers.

  Violas are the Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child of string instruments … except not iconic or best friends with Beyoncé.

  It’s only when we all stand up for our bow after the song is finished that I can see Umma and Abba in the audience. Abba is clapping frantically, giving a standing O, while Umma is taking tons of flash photos of me in my hideous orchestra uniform (a frilly white blouse and green ankle-length skirt). I smile miserably, getting blinded, until we can all sit back down to watch the chorale performances, which is what the audience actually came for.

  Unlike every high school movie stereotype, the chorale is actually full of the coolest kids at Fort Lee Magnet. It’s considered the “easiest” of the required arts electives, so it’s packed with popular girls and jocks, including my older brother, Tommy.

  The chorale has so many members that for this showcase, they’ve broken up into performance groups. For the opening number, Tommy and twenty of his bro friends strut onto the stage in neon tank tops, sweatbands, and high socks; the students in the audience, especially the girls, go nuts. The dudes give an ironic performance of the boy band classic “What Makes You Beautiful” by One Direction.

  The dudes aren’t good singers; they’re making a joke out of it, shouting off-key while doing all the standard boy band moves, like tracing hearts in the air, pointing at girls in the audience, putting their hands on their chests, and winking. But they’re so unselfconscious about looking stupid that I have to admit, it’s legitimately pretty cool. Tommy and his friends from the baseball team stand out in front, Tommy in the center. I see my best friend, Imani, in the front row, literally swooning—she’s always said my brother is her “primary thirst object,” which is too gross and cringey for words.

  I don’t know what it is about seeing Tommy and all those guys up there, but I’m suddenly balling up my hands into fists. A fantasy of breaking my viola against the floor flashes in my mind.

  It’s all so unfair. I’m the one who can sing—at least I think I can, since I only ever sing alone in my room. So why does Tommy get to jump around in silly clothes, getting cheered on by the whole school, while I’m hidden away in the back of the orchestra?


  No matter how many times I’ve begged Umma to let me quit viola and focus on singing, she won’t budge. The last time I brought it up, she shouted “Bae-jjae-ra!” which literally means Cut my stomach open and let me bleed to death! Super dramatic, but basically, it’s the Korean equivalent of Over my dead body!

  What’s even more unfair is that I’m pretty sure I’m not allowed to do chorale because she knows I’d take it seriously, unlike Tommy. “Singing is something you can do on your own time,” she once told me. “Singing is not a dignified art. You have to bring the sound from inside of you with so much effort—everyone can see how hard you try.”

  Umma’s bias against singing is so weird—she’s actually a good singer herself. Umma and Abba both went to a prestigious music college back in Korea, which is how they met. Abba was studying to become a conductor, and Umma was studying vocal performance. But I also know neither of them finished, and they moved to America soon after they dropped out. Neither of them works in music now—they run a convenience store in Fort Lee—so I know Umma’s music dreams went wrong somewhere, but she’ll never talk about it. It’ll remain one of those Family Secrets, probably forever.

  I put my viola on the floor—a big no-no according to Mrs. Kuznetsova, the orchestra conductor—and slump in my seat. Will there ever be a time when I’m the one singing and jumping around onstage, not worried what anyone thinks? Probably not until after high school, when I’m somewhere far from my family. In the meantime, I’ll just have to bide my time for a few more years, playing the role of the quiet Korean girl who takes all AP classes and gets good grades and plays a classical instrument and never complains.

  After the showcase, Imani and Ethan come over. It’s a Friday night, and we’re doing what we love most: hanging out in my room, stuffing our faces, and watching YouTube vids.

  It’s not like we’re total rejects, even though we are in all the Smart Kid classes together. It’s just that more than parties or football games, we prefer hanging around each other, reacting in extra ways to all the weird things we’re obsessed with: RuPaul’s Drag Race clips we rewatch over and over, mukbang videos, beauty vloggers we make fun of but secretly love. (“A little goes a long way,” Ethan likes to say, pretending to dab highlighter on his cheekbones. “And don’t forget your cupid’s bow!”)

  After we watch a tiny mukbanger demolish eight packs of Nuclear Fire Noodles in under four minutes, Imani commandeers my computer. I know what she’s about to pull up: SLK’s performance of “Unicorn” from last week’s SNL.

  “I love, love, love SLK!” says Ethan as the host, Jennifer Lawrence, introduces them.

  “Duh! What excuse for a human being wouldn’t?” says Imani.

  I shrug. “I guess they’re all right.”

  “Okay, this excuse for a human being.” Imani flashes me a shady look. “Dude, sometimes I think I’m more Korean than you are.”

  I mean, Imani is literally slurping kimchi straight out of the jar at this very moment. Not even I can eat kimchi like that—I like it with food, especially curry rice or black bean noodles, but it’s too funky for me to eat it by itself.

  “I mean, I’m super glad that an Asian group is so popular and on magazine covers and all,” I say, “but their music seems a little … manufactured?”

  “Girl, bye,” says Imani, closing the jar of kimchi and moving back to my bed to hug my giant whale pillow, MulKogi. (MulKogi means water-meat, or fish in Korean). “Like American pop music isn’t manufactured? Anyway, each of those SLK guys can really sing and rap—One.J wrote a ton of their biggest hits himself. And that choreography is banging!”

  “Yeah, look at that, Candanista,” says Ethan, totally transfixed. “One Direction used to just stand onstage and, like, maybe jump around—these guys serve it.”

  Okay, so I’m not sure why I’m lying to my best friends right now—I probably need to go to a therapist to get to the bottom of it—but I’m actually a huge SLK stan in secret. I’ve watched hours of their Korean Music Show performances and their reality show, SLK Adventures, on YouTube. And ever since SLK made it big in America, I’ve started following other K-pop groups, especially the girl group QueenGirl, who are touring with Ariana Grande right now. Nothing would make Imani, the biggest K-pop stan I know, happier than being able to obsess over it with me. But for some reason, I’m self-conscious about it. Isn’t it so expected for the Korean girl to be super into K-pop?

  On-screen, the five boys of SLK move in perfect sync, even when they’re doing literal backflips. Each guy rocks a different shade of brightly colored hair—they clearly spend just as much time on makeup and wardrobe as any girl group. In their own way, they’re all really hot, especially One.J, the member who’s always front and center. Everything about his face seems created in a lab to be as telegenic as humanly possible: his brooding eyes; his candy-colored lips; his chiseled, V-shaped jaw. Somehow, none of his moves seem rehearsed. When all the boys run their hands through their hair, it looks as though One.J is doing it spontaneously, just to feel himself, and the other four boys saw how awesome it looked and decided to copy him.

  The SNL crowd totally loses it when the boys break into the Unicorn dance. “Unicorn” is an amazing bop, even though the chorus, the only part of the song that’s in English, doesn’t completely make sense: “Baby, now I believe in unicorn / You’re the girl I been searching for / Searching under all the ra-ainbow / Baby, all I know / You’re my one-in-billion unicorn.”

  By the end of the song, the three of us are dancing around, singing at the top of our lungs. Imani whips her hair back and forth, Ethan does a duck walk, and I move my body with no regard for rhythm or dignity.

  “Okay, fine,” I pant when the song is over. “This song is super catchy.”

  Right after the SNL performance, “Unicorn” starts back up again. We’re ready to shriek out the song all over again, but it’s not the music video—it’s an ad (so many ads, YouTube). The words “ARE YOU ONE IN BILLION?” flash across the screen. Then:

  S.A.Y. ENTERTAINMENT

  THE COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU

  THE NO. 1 GLOBAL SENSATION SLK

  IS LOOKING FOR ITS FIRST-EVER GIRL GROUP

  Cut to a clip of the SLK boys mugging and smoldering directly at the camera, the light glinting off their shimmering cheekbones.

  WE’RE SEARCHING FOR THOSE GIRLS

  WHO CAN SING, DANCE, AND RAP LIKE SLK.

  ARE YOU THAT UNICORN?

  Each of the SLK boys says into the camera, seductively, “Are you my unicorn?” I get a warm, queasy feeling in my stomach when it’s One.J’s turn.

  GET DISCOVERED AT

  THE S.A.Y. GLOBAL AUDITIONS.

  ROYAL OAK THEATER

  IN PALISADES PARK, NEW JERSEY.

  APRIL 19.

  I bust out laughing. “Are they auditioning singers or looking for dates for the guys?”

  Imani isn’t laughing; she’s staring at me. “You should audition, Candace.”

  I don’t dignify this with a response. “And Palisades Park? Is that a glitch? Why would a K-pop label recruit in Jersey?”

  Ethan isn’t laughing, either. “Well, Jersey is where the suburban Korean kids live.” He gestures to me as if to say, “Exhibit A.”

  “You should audition,” Imani repeats, all serious.

  “Ha, ha.” I roll my eyes. “Could you see my parents letting me quit school to be in a K-pop group? Besides, do I look like an idol to you?”

  Imani runs her eyes over my busted bare feet, holey jeans, and oversize black hoodie. “No, not at all. But you’ve got something to work with under … all of that. Besides, do you even know how big this is?! S.A.Y.’s the most powerful entertainment company in K-pop right now because of SLK. A girl group version of SLK would be lit!”

  “And you can sang,” says Ethan. “Even with ‘Unicorn’ just now, your vocals were low-key slaying.”

  “Dude, I’ve always told you,” says Imani, “you have the voice of an angel. You need to share
that with the world.”

  Imani has said stuff like this to me before. It’s a sweet compliment, for sure, but for some reason, my eyes get a little moist. Probably for the same reason I’m too embarrassed to admit how much I actually love K-pop.

  I have no problem openly fangirling over my favorite American artists, like Ariana and Rihanna—but now that SLK has graced the cover of Vanity Fair and QueenGirl has performed with Cardi B at the VMAs, it’s all become a little too real. Maybe kids like me can become stars, too, if they’ve got the talent and can put themselves out there. Deep down, I think I could be talented enough. But brave enough to go for it? Definitely not.

  I glance at the Barbie-pink guitar in the corner of my room. It was my dad’s gift to me for my twelfth birthday, which he bought in that dad-ish way of thinking all girls love hot pink (and I kinda do). Abba taught me a few basic chords, and unlike the viola, I learned the guitar immediately, as if it were a long-lost part of my body—I think maybe it’s because I’ve always thought of the guitar as a tool for singing. I watched YouTube tutorials on finger picking and learned how to play early Taylor Swift songs. Now my guitar is my prize possession, the first thing I’d grab in a fire.

  I only ever play it in the privacy of my room, though. I sing tons of covers, plus a couple of my own original songs. I sometimes film myself, and I’ve even considered posting a couple videos to YouTube—me singing an acoustic version of “Here with Me” by Chvrches and Marshmello, and an in-my-feelings song I wrote called “Expectations vs. Reality”—but those videos are just files on my computer, sitting on my cluttered desktop among AP Lit papers and Bio lab write-ups.

  “Hmm,” I say. “Maybe I’ll think about it.”

  “Dude,” says Imani, opening a bunch of new tabs on my computer, “I think you’re seriously underestimating how amazing K-pop is. It’s not just one kind of thing. Let me be your girl group tour guide.”

  Imani shows us music videos—or “MVs,” as they’re always called in K-pop—featuring all sorts of girl groups, like QueenGirl, Blackpink, Twice, Red Velvet, Everglow, and Itzy. I’ve watched tons of SLK MVs, but I haven’t paid much attention to the female groups. Not like this. The visuals and the choreography are all mind-blowing, and the girls are all out-of-control beautiful, but there are all kinds of genres and influences, including hip-hop and reggae and EDM.